Just read this and it tickled my funny bone. I love some of these programs, but this is genious
The Subliminal Reassurances of Procedural Dramas
From Powazek
JUST A THOUGHT FROM 24 November 2005
Bones - Don't worry, if you get killed and all that's left of you are your bones, a brilliant but socially awkward woman and a vampire with a soul will solve the crime using a combination of 3D imaging and sexual tension.
Cold Case - Don't worry, if you died a long time ago, a malnourished woman in blue light will catch the bad guy through the power of flashbacks.
Criminal Minds - Don't worry, if you're killed by a serial killer, a team of oddballs led by a brilliant but broken man will catch him with a combination of psychology, visual effects, and Bartlett's Quotations. With guest appearances by the cocky agent guy, the computer-bound nerd girl, and so-smart-he's-practically-autistic kid.
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Hey Minxtress! Glad you liked my little essay. And thanks for the link! But I'd really appreciate it if you didn't reproduce the entire essay here. It's perfectly fair use to reproduce a portion, but not the entire thing. Thanks!
-- Derek
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